You have a severely bad hangover. This is worst of all hangovers personnified, the very essence of the wicked witch of the pounding, shaking, cringing most terrible of aftershocks.
You have a severely bad hangover. This is worst of all hangovers personnified, the very essence of the wicked witch of the pounding, shaking, cringing most terrible of aftershocks.
Oh and you have no idea how you got back into your bed whatsoever.
Trouble avoided at least you think! Great, I’m safe, back and didn’t have a fight, end up in a cell or wake up next to a cave troll! Or did you?
Hold on, what’s that noise from the bathroom?
Yes you did it with her…kind of…in the dark.
Yet about this time, your body’s simultaneously telling you something’s up – some dark, evil, bubbling potion that passed by your lips is now starting to take its poisonous toll on your head and stomach. Right now as you open those puffy eyes.
We’ve all been there. You’ve got the worst bad hangover ever.
You’re vomiting, have the most evil headache and it’s not getting better.
You start to wonder if a a bear came along while you were sleeping before you even open your eyes to painful shards of light at around 10am, after only 6 hours sleep.
Not only that, the same bear has then proceeded to jump on your head in the night and boot you in the stomach a few times before stuffing its furry paw down your throat and leaving it there all night.
The headache hits you like your head just got clapped between two ancient Roman gongs when you get up to go to the toilet! You think you’re gonna vomit. Then you do.
Any attempt at drinking water or eating and you just vomit again. This is one bad momma. Instead of getting better, an hour later you feel even worse!
This time, it seems like only a flat drink of coke and a Ibuprofen pain killer can do to kill the evil head pains and make eating and drinking bearable.
What to do after taking this remedy
Just stay in bed and drink water and a vitamin drink and eat when you’re ready to stomach it.
It may take a couple of hours, that’s all.
Once you feel able to get up, have a hot bath or go for a walk and eat something, to help your body process the alcohol out faster.
Painkillers
A pain killer doesn’t technically resolve anything, it just blocks the pain.
Whilst the pain is blocked, you’ll feel half human, so make the most of it and eat and drink food and vitamins, and detox your liver. That’s right and try these hangover cures next time instead.
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